"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
why do I get invited to kids parties
New Who Doctors in their previous incarnation’s clothes
home // edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros
*mindy lahiri voice*: how dare you
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
this is never going to not be funny
Huge Saint Bernard dog being needy