notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

jerusalemsunrise:

scatter—the—nuns:

venneh:

werewolf—barmitzvah:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

audreyii-fic:

"Ghostbusters" starring Mindy Kaling, America Ferrera, Aubrey Plaza, and Rebel Wilson

YES YES YES

I have a boner for this RN

GIVE IT TO ME.

COULD NOT HAVE CAST IT BETTER MYSELF

rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

michygeary:

overairspace:

i miss dalton

The best.

x

thatfunnyblog:

Best dad ever

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

pemsylvania:

I JUST GOT YELLED AT BECAUSE A GARBAGE TRUCK DROVE BY AND I TOLD MY FRIEND HIS RIDE WAS HERE