stasykina:

Bye-Bye \m/ 

pika-bubblez:

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

Fun fact about cacti: you have to give them 1 teaspoon of water per week. If you give them more, they will die

"Kirby is the only person who hasn’t let me down"

—Best Buy employee as I was buying Kirby Triple Deluxe (via coughmanic)

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

image

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

popculturediedin2009:

Aziz Ansari and the cast of The Hills2008

meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

thirstyguinanfetish:

pleatedjeans:

Come along, Bort. [x]

excuse me, my son’s name is also Bort.


mariusclerval:

I’ll follow you into the dark,
through the jungle, through the dark
Girl, I’ve never loved one like you

penis-hilton:

me dying

herculeanluxe:

vagisodium:

I will never not find this funny

SHE GOT THE GAME FUCKED UP

xv7:

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

does dude even still have teeth